With the lockdown approaching its fourth month, people are bored. They’ve played all the video games, they’ve heard all the podcasts. But...

The place where all life is thought to have originated, the primordial soup, is believed to have contained one ingredient never thought...

A sharp rise in the occupation of caves has been attributed to the global pandemic of COVID-19. Leasing agents specialising in cave...

A biker who started feeling sentimental during the coronavirus crisis has gotten a “live laugh love” tattoo. Many riders associated with...

An Oligarch spending time in the Mediterranean with two female "friends" has told Hotwire "it's been horrendous"! The three have been at...

Prince Charles has donated a range of homeopathic ambulances in order for devout followers of the practice to be treated on their way to...

The Queen of England has addressed the nation today and told people that "if they have a castle, they should begin using their moats...

When the firm Jim was working for cut back his hours due to corona virus, he knew he had to try to find a way to make some money to cover...

With the toilet paper rush having run full cycle, it’s now time for the rush on Bidets. “I haven’t seen this in the UK,” said one Bidet...

A bat whose brother was killed and put into soup has indicated that he’s “totally cool with loads of people dying from the disease”....

A priest who will carry out the burial service for the inventor of copy and paste has stated he will use a eulogy that he did last week...

With the world waiting abaited after US strikes many outside the west have taken on somewhat peculiar tradition at mealtimes. “We used to...

Rich horse faced people from around the country have been calling their doctors and clogging NHS helplines this evening after a number of...

Newly released documents from Russia have shown that national hero Lyca was far than happy to end up as a space dog. “We’ve used the...

A drug dealer in a local nightclub has been caught offering discount immunisations for his customers. “It’s great”, said one young mum,...

A doctor has discovered a baby in a ladies tummy during a routine examination at his surgery in Kent. “When she first came in I suspected...

Four soldiers have been killed in battle after replacing their bayonets with iPhones. The suicidal move was made during a bayonet charge...