
Scientists Working Destperately To Find Cure For A Hangover.
With the world gripped by the coronavirus pandemic, one team of scientists is working day and night to find a cure of a condition equally...
Biker Gets "Live Laugh Love" Tattoo.
A biker who started feeling sentimental during the coronavirus crisis has gotten a “live laugh love” tattoo. Many riders associated with...
Royal Family Running Dangererously Low On Butlers.
In a statement released by The House of Windsor, it's been revealed that the many Royals are running low on hired help. "It's an...
Dads Start Doing Weird Stretches Around The House.
Families around the country are reporting that after an extended time hanging out with each other that Dads have started to do strange...
Trump Suggests "Grabbing Virus By The Pussy"!
In a conference held yesterday, the President of the United States has suggested that the coronavirus be grabbed by the vagina. "I do it...
Trump: Shooting Yourself In The Head Could Cure Virus!
He's one of the greatest real estate investors of all time, according to himself; now this confidence has led to the President weighing...
Mum Starting Up To Eight Online Campaigns Per Hour.
A self-isolating Mum has taken to starting up to eight online GoFundMe or petition pages every waking hour. "I've always liked helping...
China Launches First Kentucky Fried Cat.
Fresh off the back of the coronavirus scandal China has launched its first franchise of Kentucky Fried Cat. “We think it will be very...
Isolated Elderly Being Taught How To Troll People On Twitter.
They're the people that fought wars in the past to keep this Country free. They've played they're part in building this great and...
Self Isolating Oligarch On Superyacht Says “It’s Been Horendous”!
An Oligarch spending time in the Mediterranean with two female "friends" has told Hotwire "it's been horrendous"! The three have been at...
Couple Spend Entire Lockdown Accepting Deliveries From Amazon.
Isolation from friends and family has proven difficult for many during the lockdown. But not for the Emily and Jason Clarke of Kent. “We...
Trump Closes Border With Narnia.
President Trump has announced that access to and from all fantasy worlds will cease with immediate effect. "It's important that...
Inmates Sent Home From Death Row After Fears Of COVID-19
Inmates of a New Mexico prison have been set free due to worries of coronavirus. State Officials told Hotwire, “we can’t have these...
Keith Richards Caught Doing Lines Of COVID-19.
He's led a decadent lifestyle for more than half a century so you'd think it might be time for the lead guitarist of the worlds most...
Prince Charles Unveils New Range Of Homeopathic Ambulances.
Prince Charles has donated a range of homeopathic ambulances in order for devout followers of the practice to be treated on their way to...
People Being Told Not To Adopt Kids For Something To Do During The Pandemic.
People are being reminded that adopting children is for the long term, and not just a short term fix for boredom during the pandemic....
Queen Urges Public To Increase Their Use Of Moats.
The Queen of England has addressed the nation today and told people that "if they have a castle, they should begin using their moats...
1 in 3 Dads Goes Feral.
With many men having more free time than at any other time in their lives, the predicament has had a surprising effect on some fathers....






















