Trump Closes Border With Narnia.
- Ryan McRostie
- Apr 15, 2020
- 1 min read

President Trump has announced that access to and from all fantasy worlds will cease with immediate effect. "It's important that coronavirus doesn't sneak in through some wardrobe as I've seen can happen sometimes in the movies," said the President.
According to one Whitehouse insider, "fantasy Worlds have long been suspected as the source of the coronavirus by the US Leader". "You've got these lions or witches or whatever you want to call them," said Mr Trump, "and a lion they big league you know, probably the biggest, so who knows what they've been exposed to".
Citizens of all fantasy worlds will have until 6 pm Friday to return to their rightful dimensions.






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