Viking Contemplates Giving Up Raping And Pillaging.

A Viking has decided to have a good long hard look at himself and is contemplating giving up the spoils of war.

"Why would he do that", said one Viking, "that's the best part"! Raping and pillaging have long been a part of Norse warrior culture, but some of the more "woke" soldiers have been pushing back on the tradition.

"I hate all the screaming and blood," said Bo, "I've been thinking about staying home with the women. I'd love to stay behind and pick berries"!

Eighty per cent of male Vikings suffer the effects of toxic masculinity.