Starmer Admits Taking Jacket From P Diddy.

Sir Keir Starmer has admitted taking items of clothing from the rapper, designer, and baby oil fanatic. "I love the design and can't get enough Diddy gear," said the PM. The Prime Minister, who has come under pressure recently for accepting more gifts than a five-year-old at their birthday party. Accepting gifts is allowed under the rules of Parliament, but these gifts must be declared. Asked if he agreed that declaring gifts was not only part of the parliamentary rules but critical for transparency, the PM added, "In no way did accepting gifts influence policy or result in meetings with parliamentary members; it simply let us gain access to exclusive Diddy parties where invitees were allowed to rub oil on the beloved rapper." MP's have been advised not to wear puffer jackets in parliment this week.

Prime Minister Starmer loves wearing clothing designed by Sean Combs