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Group In Park yell “who are ya”, at people they know.

  • Writer: Ryan McRostie
    Ryan McRostie
  • Jan 17, 2021
  • 1 min read

Young people in park.
The merry-go-round is the groups favourte piece of equipment.

A group of young people who have been screaming “who are ya” at people walking through, already know the people due to them being from the local area.


“They just say it, and nobody really understands why”, said Mary Peters, “one of them is my Grandson”.


We’ve asked them to move on”, said Sergeant Andy Rulebook, “but we ask them who they are, and they ask us who we are, it just goes nowhere. We’re advising people to ignore them and not to answer any requests to identify themselves”.


Walkers can use other parks in the area not frequented by the group.

 
 
 

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