Mermaid Spotted Off Coast With Huge Trail Of Faeces.

“It’s absolutely huge”, said one local fisherman, "I hooked onto it with my road and thought I'd landed a whale"! Although mermaid sightings are quite rare in themselves, seeing them with such a long poo behind them is even less common. “

"We believe an usual diet and the relatively calm waters in the area have contributed to this wonderful phenomenon”, said Doctor Edgar Expert.

Ships in and recreational boats have been warned that interfering with a mermaid is a criminal offence in England and Wales.