Man Becomes A Hipster After Years Struggling To Develop A Personality.

Michael Parish of Essex had spent years working at being an interesting person. Along the way, he tried hobbies and even had a go at learning another language. “But then it hit me”, said Michael, “I’ll just copy a current trend to show how unique I am”.

Within weeks Michael had grown a manicured beard, bought a penny-farthing and purchased a whole new wardrobe.

“It’s an interesting time to be alive,” said Margeret Jones of Millenial Marketing, “We can sell these guys anything! They're so obsessed with making themselves stand out I could probably walk around with a dildo on my head, and one of them would say, cool idea man"!