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People start stockpiling bidets.

With the toilet paper rush having run full cycle, it’s now time for the rush on Bidets. “I haven’t seen this in the UK,” said one Bidet...

Bat "thrilled" dead brother had corona.

A bat whose brother was killed and put into soup has indicated that he’s “totally cool with loads of people dying from the disease”....

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