
Man Has Self Isolating Wank In Field.
Desperate to get away from his family for some "me-time", Andy Parker found time today to get away for a wank in a field near his house....
Man Plans To Make Extra Cash By Turning Back Yard Into Cemetery.
When the firm Jim was working for cut back his hours due to corona virus, he knew he had to try to find a way to make some money to cover...
Corona Virus Forces Paris Hilton To Close Down Pussy.
Paris Hilton has been forced to close access to her vagina for the foreseeable future over fears of corona virus. In a post on Twitter,...
Therapy dog states "it's the greatest scam ever"!
" You just walk around, and they pat you all day", said one dog, "actually I'll rephrase that, they compete to pat you. Also the amount...
Man putting hand sanitiser on actually preparing for massive wank.
A man who, by all accounts, looked like he was the one to putting hand sanitizer on was actually preparing for something else. “I quite...
Bat "thrilled" dead brother had corona.
A bat whose brother was killed and put into soup has indicated that he’s “totally cool with loads of people dying from the disease”....
Take Away Place Claims Burgers Now Contain "80 Percent Less Spit".
A busy take away shop on a London high street has said it will dramatically cut down on the amount of spit in its burgers. “We’re getting...
Grandma Says What She Misses Most About The Olden Days Is "The Threesomes".
A grandmother being interviewed for a school newspaper has told the student interviewer, her granddaughter, that the main thing she...











